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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
great truths
« on: August 25, 2010, 11:39:12 am »
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

sam.t

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • goole east yorkshire
Re: great truths
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 01:38:19 pm »
 ;D ;D :) :)

scotelf

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • West Lothian
Re: great truths
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 01:41:03 pm »
My wee girl still hasn't learned the polka dot one, but definately the brushing of hair one  :D ;)

These made me laugh, thanks!
Lynn :)

 

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