[WinslowPorker]

Seems to be the time of year!!!

[Wizard]

A little funnny I have just remembered Young lad says "Have you seen my box of tablets Nana?" "Never mind your"F" tablets lad have you seen all them dragons in the kitchen?"

[Sandy]

It all happens on here......get well soon and enjoy the rest while you can!!!!

[Wizard]

Hello WP I hope your snitch is telling Diane what you are up to  .Joking apart pal We hope you are still getting better every hour and will soon be able to have a walk around with ease but don't do anything.You tell Mam if he does Jess preferably before he does it.Didn't tell you it said LSD on the ode boys box of tablets did I  Best wishes from G & K

[WinslowPorker]

still bloody sore Wiz but that is only to be expected i suppose!!!

No spying today as princess is off to play at my sisters for the day and princess senior is flying to Spain for a week!!

Hope you get on alright today and dont become to grumpy 

[Wizard]

Now lets us join forces WP I won't split if you don't 

[WinslowPorker]

Deal! Just walked down the butchers and got a hot Steak & Kidney pie 1-0 to WP

[Wizard]

We shall tell Jess if you don't share 1/2 

[WinslowPorker]

How did you get on Wiz?

tomorrow i can take my dressings off and start to let the wounds breathe and have a nice bath. dont worry folks i am not that smelly!! i managed to cover them up with waterproff d :wave:ressings for daily showers!

[Wizard]

shes increased the flow to 6 ltr a minute dear dear Not going to say any more yet

[doganjo]

Is that 6lts of vodka, beer, whisky, blood or oxygen, George?  Which would you prefer?   Seriously, hope you don't feel to bad, chum.

[Wizard]

Hello Annie love I hope you are well. Went to the DIU yesterday and let the Vampire have three lots of blood.She came to the conclusion I need to take 6litres of Oxygen from my Freedom 400 whilst I do any thing energetic which includes walking driving any thing other than sitting still looking at TV or reading a book.No sense of humour these specialists " How about using my computer?" Bloody hell Annie the pros and cons of using extra oxygen was unreal When she had finished I said Very good are you now going to answer the asked question?Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and agen BLACK MARK for George there and I still don't know Saw my friendly Doctor this morning and he says You know when you feel feint when you are in the house So use it on 2litre what is wrong with the 240 volt machine? I didn't comment he knows the house ones are set on 2. Honestly I shut up and changed to my use of MICONAZOLE Have we anything better? because it burns my mouth Its worse than what we are trying to cure.So he did B/p and sats and sez You are alright today, fine.So I said what about tomorrow he said you will have to wait and see 

[WinslowPorker]

well the dressings should of come off yesterday, but the main one in my belly button  is still too sore. had a bad day yesterday but i am sure this is what happens as part of the recovery process.

not had an operation in my life so all quite new and a real struggle to not do any lifitng at all i must say!! bored and going for a walk down the shops in a little while

[Wizard]

Hello WP Sounds good I couldn't stand up straight for ages and didn't get up for 5 days was in hospital 10 days but things are so different today.Who would have thought in the 1950's that a specialist doctor would push a TV camera up your backside and look what he was doing on a giant lifesize TV monitor.No laffin What you doin ere Pete The are doin an endoscopy to see inside my bowel.Bloody hell I'm having the same but down my throat Hope I'm in before you.Emmm.Has your number one spy returned to the ranch Diane will not be getting any updates if Princess is still at sisters Hope you are feeling a bit better after your walk and NO LIFTING DON'T FORGET its dead easy to just move that 1/2 bag o nuts they're no heavy You may find out how heavy if you tear the inside stitches and surgeons are like me I HATE WORK doing a job has always been a pleasure having to do it twice because it was not done right was never my way nor will it be the surgeons it is not good you were told. So be warned Say Hello to Jess from Kath and I TTFN

[WinslowPorker]

No tales are being told and i am now buying Jess's silence with some nice bacon from the butchers and a magazine from the newsagents!

no the lifting is definately out, i tried a full kettle yesterday and felt it all pulling. very frustratting thoug