I'm paying more attention to the ads now and I've had one for black tie evening wear and another for diamond rings! Perhaps they are trying to arouse envy and longing, to guide me back to a pathway of mindless consumerism. Definitely not been searching for status symbols.
All I'm interested in right now is the ratio of straw, soil and pig
to use for my buckets of mushrooms.
Mind you, where there's muck there's brass so who knows. These button mushrooms could be the key to my future fortune.