Taken from another forum I'm on....I thought some of us might find this amusing
Four friends spend weeks planning their big dog show weekend get together.
Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Betty's husband puts his foot
down & tells her she isn't going - that he wants her to spend some
"Quality Time" with him instead.
Betty's friends are very upset that she can't go - but with an RV spot
and grooming spaces reserved and entry fees paid for, there's nothing to
do but push on without her.
Two days later, the three friends get to the dog show - only to find
Betty has already checked in, she's already cruised around in the vendors
& busy grooming her dog.
"Wow," they exclaimed, "how long have you been here - and how did you
talk your husband into letting you go?" "I drove all night and got in
early this morning," Betty said. "Yesterday I was sitting in my chair
when my husband came up behind me & put his hands over my eyes & said,
"honey, tonight's your lucky night." I pulled his hands off & there he
was wearing nothing but skin.
He took my hand & took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had laid out
handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie & cuff him to the bed, and I
did. And then he said, "do whatever you want." And here I am!!
Never EVER get between a woman and her dog show...!
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Topic: Dog Shows (Read 4775 times)
