[Jackie]

Hehehehe this is a good and funny thread. Keep 'em coming! 

[Wizard]

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who fell in a vat of milk with a splutter
He swam round and round
Till he suddenly found
That the Milk had turned into butter
 

[Jackie]

He stood on the bridge in the moonlight
picking his nose like mad
rolled them up in little balls
and flicked them at his dad!

The only other 1 I know is very rude so I wont post it. 

[Wizard]

Jackie so was it the same bridge where she stood?
She stood on the bridge at midnight
Pelting snowballs at the moon
She said "Sir I've never had it"
But she spoke to bl    y soon

[Wizard]

Just for you Sylvia
Yonder lies our Nelly
lying on the grass
With a trumpet up her arse
Playing God save the King

[Wizard]

                      No limerick this but I thought I would share it with you please don't forget I DON'T DO RELIGEON
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
Courage to change the things I am able to change
The wisdom to hide the bodies I mayhave to kill because
They Piss me off

[Fleecewife]

An accident strange and uncanny
Befell a respectable granny
She sat on a chair
When her false teeth were there
And bit herself right in the fanny

[Hardfeather]

This is one of my wife's...

If skirts get any shorter,
Said the fairy to the gnome,
There'd be two more cheeks to powder,
And a lot more hair to comb.

[Wizard]

Grandfather at Waterloo
Fought solidly all the day through
He slashed and he hacked
Through the bodies jam packed
and managed to reach Platform two. Boom Boom