[Wizard]

 Here I will start you off
There was a young fellow from Bicester
Who fell in love with a flea trainers sister
Cupids bow loosed its dart
Inthe line of her heart
But she bent down to scratch and it missed her

[Wizard]

Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
Now she's taking Epsom Salts
To pass the time away

[Wizard]

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
Ivve often seen her little lamb
Alas I've never seen her bare

[fizzgigg]

very funny u had me in stiches then well done 

[gavo]

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece as white as snow
Where ever Mary went the lamb was sure to go
One day she went i nto a butchers shop
And now it's in a pie

[Sylvia]

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a remarkable ass.
Not rounded and pink, as you'ld probably think,
It was grey, had long ears and ate grass!

[Wizard]

See there are some good ones

[Jackie]

He stood on the deck in the moonlight
His lip was all of a quiver
he gave a cough and his leg fell of
and floated down the river

[Wizard]

Reminds me of
The boy stood on the burning deck
His pockets full of crackers
One went off with a very loud bang and paralysed both ?

[Wizard]

as he stopped and ogled Sophie Loren
a steam roller ran over Ben
In the hospital They wrote a label Long stay
Put im in Wards Eight - Nine and Ten
 

[sheila]

Oh to go down to the sea again
to the lonely sea and the sky,
I left my socks there last summer.
I wonder if the're dry?

[Teresa]

In the middle of the day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other

[Sylvia]

There was a young girl,name of Thrace
Whose corsets would no longer lace.
Her mother said "Nelly
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your face!!"

Sorry, I only know rude ones!

[Wizard]

Come on Sylv Lets ev sum mor

[Fleecewife]

There was a young lady of Riga
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger