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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
brains?
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:47:38 pm »








 
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "£50,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask: "Why is the male brain so much more?"
 
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group. "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used. The male brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new."

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: brains?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 03:59:57 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: brains?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 05:26:09 pm »
 ;D ;DWomens brains get wore out faster as t he males cannot seem to find anything for themselves!!!

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: brains?
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 06:04:54 pm »
I'll bluddi get you at playtime for that Sheila.The only Brains I know about comes in a yellow box.They are a poor substitute for my home made ones and I bet Jess's Dads too.But good for a warm lunch done in the slow cooker wi mushy peas on a cold day ;D :farmer: :wave:
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: brains?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 10:07:08 pm »
:)
Little Blue

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: brains?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 09:23:20 am »
Anyway Sandy I don't keep a dog and bark mesen (Sshhh don't tell Kath)
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

Sharondp

  • Joined Jun 2009
Re: brains?
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 10:12:34 am »
Brilliant  ;D

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: brains?
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2010, 08:28:16 am »
Do you think if I keep having those from the Yellow Box it will improve mine or am I past it do you reckon ??? :-\ :'( :farmer:
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

 

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