When I worked in Local Government we had a saying ............... "if only the rate payers knew"
If you think that sums it up, think again, we had a bloke who went playing bingo nearly every afternoon. Everybody knew about it and one day he was hauled into the office. His excuse was that he'd been missing because he'd gone down the basement, sat down and fell asleep.
If you'd ever seen the basement there was no space to walk never mind sit down and it was that cold you'd have a job to fall asleep. Boy, was he hauled over the coals, they told him not to do it again.
Another bloke came in early, on flexi time, sat and drank coffee, picked his horses and then went out "on his rounds" (to the bookies). He generally went out again mid pm. ( to collect any winnings ) and the flexi time system automatically clocked him off at the end of the day.
And that's only the half of it, none of the above is why we said "if only the rate payers knew"