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clydesdaleclopper

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Aberdeenshire
You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« on: August 04, 2016, 02:34:31 pm »
You have spent the day sewing together hair rollers to put on a chicken's head  ::)


Please someone confess to something more bonkers so that the men in white coats don't come to take me away
Our holding has Anglo Nubian and British Toggenburg goats, Gotland sheep, Franconian Geese, Blue Swedish ducks, a whole load of mongrel hens and two semi-feral children.

Caroline1

  • Joined Nov 2014
  • Cambridgeshire
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2016, 02:44:28 pm »
OK Why??? and then I want to see a picture  :roflanim:

Sorry, I don't think I can beat that!
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Caroline

Bionic

  • Joined Dec 2010
  • Talley, Carmarthenshire
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2016, 03:50:12 pm »
I painted ping pong balls with nail varnish and then stuck them onto wire on a head band to make antennae for a ladybird costume I was making for my poodle but yours definitely sounds dafter than mine.

As Caroline said Why?
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Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2016, 04:03:17 pm »
Right, stop it you two!  You can't say things like that without posting photos too!  :roflanim:
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Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
  • South Lanarkshire
    • Wester Gladstone Hebridean Sheep
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2016, 05:53:36 pm »
They'll look very fetching with curly hair  :thinking:
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waterbuffalofarmer

  • Joined Apr 2014
  • Mid Wales
  • Owner of 61 Mediterranean water buffaloes
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2016, 06:05:45 pm »
I must admit that it is one of the most daftest nicest things I have ever heard in my life but....... Could we please have some piccies?
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Ghdp

  • Joined Aug 2014
  • Conwy
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2016, 07:02:06 pm »
I want to see too.

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2016, 07:33:19 pm »
This definitely needs to become a picture thread.
Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

clydesdaleclopper

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2016, 10:13:49 pm »
You can have the photo as long as you don't send those nasty men in their white coats  ;D


After my success at Turriff show with the crafts I thought I would put something into Keith show this weekend so I decided I could do a draft excluder in the time available. Meet Ethel


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Our holding has Anglo Nubian and British Toggenburg goats, Gotland sheep, Franconian Geese, Blue Swedish ducks, a whole load of mongrel hens and two semi-feral children.

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2016, 11:25:49 pm »
I really don't know what to say
Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

waterbuffalofarmer

  • Joined Apr 2014
  • Mid Wales
  • Owner of 61 Mediterranean water buffaloes
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2016, 11:44:15 pm »
This may sound a bit dumb, but what is it supposed to be?
the most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, loving concern.

Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2016, 11:54:28 pm »
Keep looking WBF, you'll see her!  ;D
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clydesdaleclopper

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2016, 09:42:52 am »
This may sound a bit dumb, but what is it supposed to be?


A chicken shaped draft excluder
Our holding has Anglo Nubian and British Toggenburg goats, Gotland sheep, Franconian Geese, Blue Swedish ducks, a whole load of mongrel hens and two semi-feral children.

Carse Goodlifers

  • Joined Oct 2013
  • Perthshire
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2016, 09:42:11 pm »
A chicken shaped draft excluder

With legs a akimbo ;D  :chook:

Ina

  • Joined Feb 2012
  • South Aberdeenshire
Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2016, 08:00:35 am »
Isn't it one of the characters from Chickenrun? If not, it's a definitely double...

 

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