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Title: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: clydesdaleclopper on August 04, 2016, 02:34:31 pm
You have spent the day sewing together hair rollers to put on a chicken's head  ::)


Please someone confess to something more bonkers so that the men in white coats don't come to take me away
Title: Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: Caroline1 on August 04, 2016, 02:44:28 pm
OK Why??? and then I want to see a picture  :roflanim:

Sorry, I don't think I can beat that!
Title: Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: Bionic on August 04, 2016, 03:50:12 pm
I painted ping pong balls with nail varnish and then stuck them onto wire on a head band to make antennae for a ladybird costume I was making for my poodle but yours definitely sounds dafter than mine.

As Caroline said Why?
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Post by: Womble on August 04, 2016, 04:03:17 pm
Right, stop it you two!  You can't say things like that without posting photos too!  :roflanim:
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Post by: Fleecewife on August 04, 2016, 05:53:36 pm
They'll look very fetching with curly hair  :thinking:
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Post by: waterbuffalofarmer on August 04, 2016, 06:05:45 pm
I must admit that it is one of the most daftest nicest things I have ever heard in my life but....... Could we please have some piccies?
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Post by: Ghdp on August 04, 2016, 07:02:06 pm
I want to see too.
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Post by: SallyintNorth on August 04, 2016, 07:33:19 pm
This definitely needs to become a picture thread.
Title: Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: clydesdaleclopper on August 04, 2016, 10:13:49 pm
You can have the photo as long as you don't send those nasty men in their white coats  ;D


After my success at Turriff show with the crafts I thought I would put something into Keith show this weekend so I decided I could do a draft excluder in the time available. Meet Ethel


(http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h339/whitbylast/IMG_0879_zps1yk4diga.jpg)
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Title: Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: SallyintNorth on August 04, 2016, 11:25:49 pm
I really don't know what to say
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Post by: waterbuffalofarmer on August 04, 2016, 11:44:15 pm
This may sound a bit dumb, but what is it supposed to be?
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Post by: Womble on August 04, 2016, 11:54:28 pm
Keep looking WBF, you'll see her!  ;D
Title: Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: clydesdaleclopper on August 05, 2016, 09:42:52 am
This may sound a bit dumb, but what is it supposed to be?


A chicken shaped draft excluder
Title: Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: Carse Goodlifers on August 05, 2016, 09:42:11 pm
A chicken shaped draft excluder

With legs a akimbo ;D  :chook:
Title: Re: You know you have finally lost the plot when ....
Post by: Ina on August 06, 2016, 08:00:35 am
Isn't it one of the characters from Chickenrun? If not, it's a definitely double...
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Post by: Lesley Silvester on August 08, 2016, 12:23:37 am
It's very clever but it brought tears to my eyes imagining lying in that position for hours in a draught.  :roflanim: