[Wizard]

only after sex

[Annie22]

So you have had about 5 cigarettes Wizard

[Daveravey]

I'm on 20 a day   

[Annie22]

With the price of Ciggies Dave I am surprised you can afford it

[Wizard]

No Anne Marie sex hes on about Braggin of course

[Annie22]

Oh Wizard I worked that out I was just being cheeky.  Hope you are going well

[Daveravey]

With the price of Ciggies Dave I am surprised you can afford it

I get my tobacco at a good rate Annie   

Oh, & no, i wasn't on about sex ...... the thought never crossed my mind ....  just for a change   

[Wizard]

Oh dear Dave you have not joined US have you?Carn't,Won't or more likely haven't got the time

[Daveravey]

 

It's not that i don't have the time, it's all the bairns running around here that get in the way   

[Annie22]

Hmmm children the natural contraception .

[Wizard]

Now what is the best contraceptive Anne-Marie?  No you cannot say no copulation!

[Annie22]

How about abstanance he he he .

[Wizard]

I do and have for a long time The correct answer is a POLO mint

[Daveravey]

Mmmm polo's   

Is that between the knees or in the mouth   

[Wizard]

Well if she uses the former and makes sure it don't slip its very effective I am assured