[Hilarysmum]

Oh Sandy you are the best medicine on a down day.   

[Dangermouse]

Sandy can definately put a smile on your face 

[Wizard]

That's all we need really isn't it keep cheerful.I know.I'm low just now but it'll be alright tomorrow might even be alright at half past eleven today if Doctor has time this morning

[sandy]

Lot's of funny moments in my life ...Only this morning I woke up and laughed at myself

[doganjo]

OK, I have plucked up the courage!

After selling the Croft John and I renovated, I had kept a couple of pieces of land to build on.  I rented a cottage a few miles away and retained one of my barns.  There were no facilities on site although my neighbours on two sides were good friends (still are, strangely enough )  An old character called Jock was digging teh founds fro my new house and after walking the dogs in my feilds I was desperate for the loo, and had seen both Sue and Carol leave previously.  The old barn had a dirt floor and there were rats so I thought very quickly and decided I had no option but to let the rats know there were humans about.  I was soooooooo relieved!   but equally embarrassed when Jock opened the barn door just as I was pulling up my knickers

The worst bit was that Jock was also pretty pally with Sue and Carol and guess what - they found out and have ribbed me non stop since at every opportunity!

Jock, Sue, and Carol all seemed to think it was very funny me being caught with my pants down   And now EVERYONE knows!
I suppose you have to laugh at yourself, don't you?

[Dangermouse]

Lot's of funny moments in my life ...Only this morning I woke up and laughed at myself

interesting.................

[Dangermouse]

OK, I have plucked up the courage!

After selling the Croft John and I renovated, I had kept a couple of pieces of land to build on.  I rented a cottage a few miles away and retained one of my barns.  There were no facilities on site although my neighbours on two sides were good friends (still are, strangely enough )  An old character called Jock was digging teh founds fro my new house and after walking the dogs in my feilds I was desperate for the loo, and had seen both Sue and Carol leave previously.  The old barn had a dirt floor and there were rats so I thought very quickly and decided I had no option but to let the rats know there were humans about.  I was soooooooo relieved!   but equally embarrassed when Jock opened the barn door just as I was pulling up my knickers

The worst bit was that Jock was also pretty pally with Sue and Carol and guess what - they found out and have ribbed me non stop since at every opportunity!

Jock, Sue, and Carol all seemed to think it was very funny me being caught with my pants down   And now EVERYONE knows!
I suppose you have to laugh at yourself, don't you?

We promise not to tell anyone 

[Wizard]

Wots it read in the blue DM my eyes have gone blurry Wonder if its oat to do wi Saturday

[Dangermouse]

Wots it read in the blue DM my eyes have gone blurry Wonder if its oat to do wi Saturday

In a nutshell mate...........Annie has admitted flashing her bits to the locals 

[Jackie]

OK I give up Ill tell you one of mine.

Whilst travelling by car to a friends house miles away from our house and through dark windy country roads I was desperate to go so hubby stopped the car and I climbed the gate and squatted in a patch of nettles and jumped up pretty quick.

 Still not being able to see cos it was dark I edged about 3 yards and tried again then something warm and wet touched my bum, I shot up screaming blue bl**dy murder for my hubby. Calm as anything he turned on the car lights and it was a cow wondering what I was doing!!!

And I still hadnt had a wee. (

[Dangermouse]

That sounds like fun Jackie 

I think I must have had a very sheltered life..........................

[sandy]

My mum went to our outside bog and came running in as she sat on our neighbours German Shephard that had jumped the fence and came in to warm up!!! I took a photo of my OH running for the toilet during one of o ur VW trips, we stopped the night at a proper camp sight but set off early so as not to pay and then we could not find a public toilet open due to the early time and going for a No. 2 in the wild is
 not so easy,  you need somewhere to squat private for a start...I shall take a look in my photo box and try to post the photo..it's decent!!!!
One of my other toilet experiences was on a French trip..I took some young people who were around 16, I was a member of staff!!!! I had been monitoring the evening Disco and new I was going to have a late night so I went back to the dorm to use the toilet before the Disco ended and the fun began...keeping 16 year old in their own rooms is a bit of a task!!! Anyway, I ran up several flights o stairs and burst into the toilet and sat a while, then, I hear young people comming into the toilet and then I realised I was in the boys toilet that was on the floor above the girls...they were discussing boy stuff and how they pulled etc and I thought that I had better bite the bullet and come out, so I did!!! must say, the boy's were very shocked and I walked out and sad " just inspecting the drains"

[Dangermouse]

we do seem to have a bit of a patten forming here with ladies toilet habits 

hehehehehheheheh

[Wizard]

Yeah DM but it's all so secret they reckon Someone always splits though even in the middle of nowhere some one knows

[Dangermouse]

We will soon know all their girlie toilet secrets...hehehehe