Author Topic: Nursing homes  (Read 2896 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Nursing homes
« on: March 25, 2010, 03:20:43 pm »
 
 
 

 
 
 
DER, ERRrrrrrRRRR THE TEASPOON!
 
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
 
 

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Nursing homes
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 03:23:57 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: Nursing homes
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 04:22:18 pm »
Sheila After my visit to Pulmonary Rehab; this afternoon please can I have the one across the hall? :o ??? :wave: :farmer:
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

 

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