[Wizard]

Both ladies I use the term most loosely were awaiting St Peter's return from his office
1st Lady Hello Wanda
2nd Lady Oh Hi ya Silvie
1st How did you die then
2nd I froze to death
1st Oh how horrible dose it hurt?
2nd Not after all the shaking wi cold You start to feel warm all over and sleepy and here I am.What about you?
1st I died of a massive heart attack I suspected John as having a bit on the side and I arrived home early and unexpected.I rushed in searched the down stairs rooms and the cellar went up stairs looked under the beds in the wardrobes nothing, down stair still nothing Ah ! The attic nothing.I became so exasperated I had a heart attack and died.
1st Its a dammed pity you didn't look in the freezer we may both still be alive

[Jackie]

Hehehehe  Love it and just risque enough without being rude to tell my mum. 

[sandy]

 notice I  have cold storage under my post nowfascinating

[Wizard]

and what was Mum's reaction? 

[Jackie]

She laughed like a drain, and so did the rest of the family.