Once you've been in scotaald for a few weeks , pop over the water to N. Ireland .
You can get some decent whiskey there , it's tripple distilled , not like the usual stuff you buy for cooking that's common in Scotland.
Once adequately lubricated slide down through Souther Ireland and catch the ferry back to Wales.
Where they even make their own world acclaimed whisky & where it rains even more than some parts of Scotland .