[Roxy]

Its not funny really, but I did have a little giggle.

My friend got a phone call from another friend, to say the husband of another friend had died suddenly.  Obviously my friend rang a few people to tell them the sad news, and then sat sobbing all morning about the sad loss.  The man who had informed her of the death, sent a letter of condolance to the the widow.  Thats when he got a call to say her husband was alive and kicking!!

It seems, when she rang in the first place, he had misheard, and it was in fact her nephew who had died, not husband.  My friend said she had to make a few hasty phone calls rectifying the mistake.  I said I am sure the friend will appreciate the fact that she sobbed all morning for him .......

so, the moral of this story is to be sure of your fact!!!

[Rosemary]

 

[Wizard]

Hello Roxy a borderline one Chap in hospital wearing a face mask wired for sound and vision said to this young nurse Are my testicles black?She blushed and she put her hand under the bed clothes and lifted them up so she could see and felt his private parts.Yes dear they seem to be all OK and intact.He struggled the face mask off and said " I said are my Test Results back?

[doganjo]

 

[sandy]

 

[Jackie]

hehehehe you are wicked George. 

[Helencus]

Heard that one before from billy Connolly George, very funny though 

[Roxy]

You know how to bring a smile to our faces  with your jokes!!

[Wizard]

Hi ya Roxy is that the proper name jokes not mucky stories.Have you read this mornings about the Vicar ?