[MiriMaran]

Harry asked me today if Am-ster-dam was a swear word!

[little blue]

tell him yes.... and hope he doesnt do geography at school !
My ex-boss' little girl was concerned (some yaers ago) about the thailand tragedy, invading us... the Tsun - army!

[sandy]

My 6 year old grandaughter in Austrailia said, " little baby boys have Doodles, bigger boys have Willies and BIG boys have Penises" !!! OK, smome men have Doodles too

[Wizard]

howjer know all this Sandi

[Wizard]

Miri One of our boys started school and soon after he came home one day and asked "Is piss a swear word Dad" No I dont't think it is Alex but it isn't a very nice word I'd rather you didn't use it" To which he replied "You won't want me using the Gordon F word then?" (of course he didn't say G R its some 30 year ago)

[sandy]

  I rmember one of my daughters wanting to write into Blue Peter to name thier Donkey Wanky!!!!!

[sagehen]

Hahahaha!!  Oh dear, I nearly spat out my tea, then 

[MiriMaran]

After Harry's first week at school, where they teach phonetically.  He came home and very proudly anounced he knew how to spell a swear word - B U G G A!  I'm afraid I didn't handle it very well and burst out laughing!

[sandy]

I someitmes can be a terrible giggle, even at my age, I tend to find something funny in everything.....I worked in a support role at an Upper School so they were all teenagers and main stream, some came out with some great comments and answers and I had to look down or the other way as I was dying to laugh.....even wrighting this I am giggling but cannot tell you why!!!

[MiriMaran]

I'm always getting told off by my OH for giggling inappropriately - he's trying to tell the children off and I'm there hand over mouth, shoulders shaking with tears pouring down my face!

Oh do'nt know if I mentioned that Harry has now got some girls clothes, gets dressed into them nearly everyday now and we have to call him Rosie!!  He looks very odd in pink hot pants!  Will try and get a photo of him.

[sandy]

 :DWhen I worked at a nursery one boy always came in and put a big womens hat on,,,a bit Hat not a big women, heeled shoes and a flouncy underskirt and was always soooooooooooo seriouse!!

[Womble]

He came home and very proudly anounced he knew how to spell a swear word - B U G G A!  I'm afraid I didn't handle it very well and burst out laughing!

I had much the same reaction when I saw a kid being pushed around in a supermarket trolley the other day. He was bouncing up and down, gurgling Ug ub ug ub, which soon turned into ugubugubugubugubugubugub! 

[Jackie]

When my kids were young we used to go to a village pub that had a play garden for kids and to get there we had to go via a gated road. Whilst waiting at the gate one day I pointed to the cows and said "Those cows are friesans, they are black and white and they are boy cows (yeh ok i know cows arent bulls) called bullocks." kids all looked. Further on the farmer was in the field dropping off some hay for them so I said "They belong to that farmer cos hes feeding them."

Next day at Grandma's middle daughter proudly announced "Nana I saw a farmer and he had freezing b*llocks."   

Visions of the farmer sitting in the fridge!!


Son aged 11 was going to have sex education for the first time, so the night before the lesson I said to him "Martyn if you need to know anything about what was talked about in the lesson just ask me."

Son came home and sidled into the kitchen while I was cooking with a cheeky grin on his face and said "Mum what is cunnilingus?"
Hubby from the front room on hearing this shouted "Son there are two airlines in Ireland, one is called Aer Lingus the other is cunnilingus!" 

Yay! Score one to hubby for the clever and really quick answer. 

I bet son never tried to book a flight ticket now hes 24. 

[sandy]

  First giggle of the day...nice one!!

[MiriMaran]