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Author Topic: male or female?  (Read 2184 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
male or female?
« on: October 29, 2009, 04:52:18 pm »
 

   
 


 
 
 FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
 
  PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. 
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 
 TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
 
 HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.
 
  SPONGES: These are female....because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.
 
 WEB PAGES: Female....because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
 
 TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
 
 EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
 
  HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all....and are occasionally handy to have around.
 
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
 
 
 

Snoopy

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: male or female?
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 05:10:45 pm »
Never be able to look at a male Hammer
again without laughing  ;D ;D ;D
Living the Good Life and spreading the word

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: male or female?
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 07:42:34 pm »
 ;D
Little Blue

MiriMaran

  • Joined Feb 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: male or female?
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 07:45:41 pm »
 ;D ;D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: male or female?
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 07:49:04 pm »
 ;D ;D

sandy

  • Guest
Re: male or female?
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 07:50:59 pm »
Very clever, now you got me thinking, did you make them up ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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