doganjo, the name comes from my big horse, Toby, who I lost 6 months ago

He was an 18.2 Irish draft built like a shire and one day, I was walking behind a couple of teenage girls who were discussing taking a short cut through the field where my horse was kept. One of them was saying to the other, "I'm not going through there, have you seen the grassmonster ?" He was anything but scary - biggest (in all ways) softy ever !
As for what part of Aberdeenshire, Drumblade, just outside of Huntly. Would I go back down the road ? Not if hell froze over

CameronS - geese are a must - so intelligent and interesting.
Roxy - I'm in the dodgy position of not noticing the smell any more but everyone else does

It helps you to get a check-out to yourself at the supermarket
My bathroom has a selection of highly scented smellies to beat Superdrug in an effort to be socially acceptable

One of my neighbours called round a few days ago and as I opened the door, he said, "Billy goat !" - my yard jacket was hanging in the hall

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone !