[Porterlauren]

Funnily enough I was driving home with the mrs from a meal tonight and met a mixed mob of 14 cattle running up the middle of the road, in the dark.

Que, some furious / calm cattle driving and we had them corralled in someones garden . . . . who wasn't too impressed!

And then proceeded to wake up every local farmer . . . . immmm excuse me sir, sorry to disturb you. . . . but are you missing some cows? haha.

[doganjo]

I have a book here called - There's a cow in my Parlour.  Author Peggy Grayson

[doganjo]

A good length of blue alcathene pipe is very useful when encouraging cows to go back where they came from.  I've shifted a good few over the years using that method - a wee tap on a back leg hurries them up too, but make sure you are fleet of foot. 

[HesterF]

Daughter has a book too 'There's a cow in the cabbage patch, what are we going to do?' - carries on with all the animals in the wrong place. Answer: give them all their dinner, then they'll all go home.

[Alistair]

so eldest daughter and I sat making daisy chain hair bands for the sheep whilst watching him.  All good fun.

Your not taking this sheep farming seriously are you?

[bloomer]

so do the sheep eat their crowns or just wander round in them?

[Alistair]

Listening to Donovan, with peace symbols dyed on their sides?

Make wool not war and all that

[plumseverywhere]

Ahh they love it! all girls like to look pretty, even woolly ones.

[bloomer]

do they get a choice of hair styles come shearing time?

[shygirl]

such as this??
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tartangordon_450x500.jpg

[Lesley Silvester]