[cameldairy]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as
she sat alone at a nearby table.
 
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split
up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
 
'My God!' says my wife. 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
 
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything ......

[Rosemary]

You're on a roll!