[sandy]

Um, not sure they are funny! although I went to the Hospital as I have a ringing in my ear and went to the consultand and tapped his door to find he was N TIN!!! (Dr N TIN) I was told it is just age and had I a noisy job, I haven't and never had but I woundered how many people will be affected by the use of phones and i pods (this not meant to be funny) I shall have to have a drink to get me brain going 

[little blue]

 

[sandy]

Had some great guests in this week and I chatted a lot to them, this morning the wind was a bit strong (curry last night) and I kept trying to get away from my guests as I was in fear of exploding, I did and sure enough they came to ask me something, right through the smoke screan as it were!!!

[sandy]

Islay is walking around with a plumb in her mouth!!!! Bens eaten his

[little blue]

 
Ha ha, poor guests... could you conveniently blame it on the dogs?!

[sandy]

They came back early one day and I had just got out of the shower and was going to do some bleach so had shrunken clothing on and 2 curlers in the front of my hair, the old man gave me a kiss on the cheek and I said i didn't usualy kiss my guests in my curlers!!!! We have had some great guests and have loads of laughs...last night Steve kept siging Grace Jones songs...loves her and our guest used to work for the record company she uses so met her several times so Steve has been humming "I want a man " all night, had to tell him to shut up as he only kept saying the title and he said he carn't win, maybe he should sing about women!!!

[little blue]

 

[sandy]

My Oh makes me laugh, ever since he came with me for a hearing test he has been saying "Aye" to just about everything.....he must have Aye fever!!!

[cameldairy]

I gotta ask...you guys use OH a lot, am I correct in guessing this means "only husband'? or "one husband"? Hear in the states we use "DH", which means dear husband, even though my DH thought it meant Damn husband or Dumb husband

[sandy]

I use it as Other Half as it can be a man or women!!!! and he is my bestest half after all!

[cameldairy]

  well that makes more sense than what I was guessing for sure!

[sandy]

Thats unusual for me to make sence, must go and have a drink

[doganjo]

OH meaning other half covers both married and unmarried partners.  It just indicates that you are talking about the other half of your partnership in co-habitation

[little blue]

co - habitation?  I much prefer  'living in sin!'
(happily married for 4 years at the end of the month)

[sandy]