Yep, well beyond a hobby - thanks husband (his baby but he got lost in the detail after ordering the vines). The rest is sorted though and time is not on my side. The vines arrive May 9th, then the French planting team arrives May 11th. The vines will be planted by machine, guided by GPS. This team arrives in the UK at Dover and works their way across East to West so we'll be there first port of call. It'll take about two hours to plant two thousand vines making it cheaper, and more accurate, than hand planting.
Trouble is that's a looming deadline and before that the land needs ploughing, subsoiling and harrowing. I've got somebody to do that but he doesn't have a muck spreader. I've talked to all our local farmers - our next door neighbours contract muck spread with their twenty tonne spreader - but it's just not going to happen at this time of year unless I pay a fortune.
Trellising will happen later in the year - also paying somebody to do that. Based on my attempts to erect wires for the raspberries, it's an investment worth making. The main manual part will be laying over 2km of weed matting (after the vines are in) and adding canes, ties and rabbit netting to each vine. Oh, my summer will be a long, happy one!