[Unicorn]

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside. 

Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went, he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said... "Meow'.' 

"Just cats," he thought.

He then prodded the second sack. The Welshman, hearing how the Englishman got off said... "Woof'.' 

"Just dogs," he thought.

As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman worked out what he was going to say.
As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said... "Potatoes!" 

[sausagesandcash]

As an Irishman, I love it!

[sandy]

Now thats funny!!!!!   I am always chcukling to myslef, remembering funny incedents, I used to work in a very small office with an Englishman, Irish man and a Sotsman!! The Irish man had a very dry sense of humer, and we would all sit doing paper work with a Radio on playing old music, that in itself made me smile, they were all such fun and I found the whole situation funny when we were in the office together!!! A joke waiting to happen. We had team meetings every month, joined by others from other offices and durring one of them I had to join a few mins later as I was dealing with a client who had turned up, I went into the full room,sat down and the manager, The Scotsman started saying about something, then I joined in with a story about an incident and they all started crying with laughter!!!

[sandy]

Soory,posted it by mistake when someone knocked the door, they laughed as before they came in they had said, as I was missing, "Wheres Sandy? we have such a lot of dull stuff to get on with we need one of her sotries to make  us laugh" then of course I came in and started with a story!!! loved that job!!