Author Topic: Only A Man  (Read 5619 times)

sabrina

  • Joined Nov 2008
Only A Man
« on: December 23, 2013, 06:01:30 am »
Yesterday we were having family for Sunday lunch. I got everything ready, meat in the oven, veg cleaned and in pots before going out to muck out the stables. OH was fixing one of the doors so I mentioned we only had one dishwasher tablet left and would he get some on his way home from work tomorrow. His answer was why don't we just put washing up liquid in the machine. Gave him reasons for not doing this but you know what men are like, have to find out the hard way. I came in after doing all the outside chores to find him scoping soap suds of the floor. he had tried it and the mess took ages to clean up plus the dishwasher had to go through 3 programs empty. His answer, well it was worth a try !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
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Re: Only A Man
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 06:59:15 am »
Ah well, he won't do it again  :roflanim:

Berkshire Boy

  • Joined May 2011
  • Presteigne, Powys
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 07:03:27 am »
Ah but his experimentation means the rest of us men don't have to try it. Typical man takes one for the team.  :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
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mojocafa

  • Joined Sep 2012
  • Angus
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 07:12:03 am »
 :thinking:  If only me would listen

However, lets think of it positively , I bet in the mopping up process there are now areas that are sparkling that weren't on your to do list.
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stufe35

  • Joined Jan 2013
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2013, 07:50:45 am »
The battle of the sexes will never be won.........because there is too much fraternising with the enemy !

Daisys Mum

  • Joined May 2009
  • Scottish Borders
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2013, 07:51:57 am »
Ah well, he won't do it again  :roflanim:


Don't bet on it.....maybe a little less next time :thinking: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
Anne

Clarebelle

  • Joined Jan 2013
  • Orkney
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2013, 08:42:38 am »
lol, my OH did EXACTLY this when we first got our dishwasher... *sigh*  ::)

stufe35

  • Joined Jan 2013
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2013, 08:46:20 am »
 :roflanim:I would say its a design flaw with washing up liquid.  Someone ought to do something about it.

Any way Sabrina,  if you'd have finished the job properly, loaded the dishwasher and set it off before going out to play with your horses, this whole sad episode need not have occurred....your man could have stayed safely on the sofa with his feet up and the remote control in hand.

Tut tut.

Anyway must rush off, have set this afternoon aside for thinking about Christmas shopping,  I guess tomorrow I might actually have to make a start on it.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2013, 08:56:29 am by stufe35 »

tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
  • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2013, 09:03:15 am »
Bleach is one to try next time tell him........Jeys Fluid  makes stuff taste funny. :innocent:

bloomer

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • leslie, fife
  • i have chickens, sheep and opinions!!!
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2013, 09:11:34 am »
there is clear;y room to experiment here


we all know washing up liquid cleans dishes so clearly the dishwasher is faulty, maybe he should try some modifications so it works!!!

john and helen

  • Joined Mar 2013
  • Devon
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Re: Only A Man
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2013, 09:35:36 am »
 :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: Excellent.. if we are told it can't be done….  ;D ;D ;D

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suziequeue

  • Joined Feb 2010
  • Llanidloes; Powys
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2013, 09:40:59 am »
there is clear;y room to experiment here


we all know washing up liquid cleans dishes so clearly the dishwasher is faulty, maybe he should try some modifications so it works!!!

The best modification for washing up liquid is two hands and a brush :-)
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bloomer

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • leslie, fife
  • i have chickens, sheep and opinions!!!
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2013, 10:25:39 am »
this is clearly faulty woman logic  ;D ;D ;D


clearly the dishwasher needs remodelling with a suds extractor and washing up liquid froth control nozzle...


should only take a day or two for any competent tinkerer in reasonably equipped shed...


by the way the space where the oven is currently will be needed for the new improved dishwasher.....


 ;D ;D ;D

sokel

  • Joined Jun 2012
  • S W northumberland
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2013, 10:32:46 am »
 :roflanim: its worth a try, sounds as bad as my sister when she was staying here, she decided to have a hydro bath and put bubble bath into the water then switched the bubbles on after she got into the water  ::)
Just lets say we had quite a bit of foam in the bathroom  :roflanim:
Graham

Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: Only A Man
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2013, 11:33:56 am »

I once read of a chap whose ex-wife stated "washing motorbike engine blocks in the dishwasher" as grounds for divorce!  ;D
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