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bigchicken

  • Joined Nov 2008
    • Fife Scotland
J Member
« on: August 21, 2009, 08:07:19 pm »
YIPEE I,m a Jr Member I haven't been a Junior anythink for 50 years they do say that you revert back to being a child it must be happening roll on the nappies. :farmer:
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sandy

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Re: J Member
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 09:36:26 pm »
no, not nappies......done enough bum cleaning in my working life and now cleaning toilets all the time....no...not adult nappies, if I get t have to have them I think I will do my stuff in the yard or in the field with my dogs ;D ;D
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
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Re: J Member
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 09:56:53 pm »
Too much informations, Sandra!!!!!!! ;) ;D ;D
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northfifeduckling

  • Joined Jan 2009
    • Fife
    • North Fife Blog
Re: J Member
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 10:02:42 pm »
watch out, bigchicken - time flies between the Jr and the Sr stage - you will be enjoying yourself  ;D  :&>
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Tullywood Farm

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Re: J Member
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 10:15:41 pm »
Congratulations Big Chicken

It took us only a month to become HERO members - we didn't even get a badge!!!!

So here's your badge from us   

:chook:

I know its only a little chicken - but you are a Junior Member after all  ;)

Julie ;D
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bigchicken

  • Joined Nov 2008
    • Fife Scotland
Re: J Member
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 10:31:20 pm »
Thanks very much folks I feel like one of the family and i,m filled (no not my nappy yet) with greatfullness.
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Tullywood Farm

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Re: J Member
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 10:34:39 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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sandy

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Re: J Member
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 10:41:01 pm »
no no no nappies, especialy full ones, I shift enough do doooos like most of us on here, not mine may I add, hang on, have people on here done the over 50's poo test, mine came in the post but until I am not cooking breakfast in the morning I am NOT playing with mine in a pot!!!!
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Tullywood Farm

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Re: J Member
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 10:44:41 pm »
What are ye on about Sandy - is it a Scottish thing???
 ;D ;D ;D

Julie
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
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Re: J Member
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 10:49:34 pm »
Well actually she's mad.  But what she is talking about (in riddles) is the bowel cancer test that they are sending out to all the over 50's - well, at least, I THINK that's what she's going on aboot! :o
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sandy

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Re: J Member
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2009, 10:50:03 pm »
No, my brother was on about how aukward it was, you have to do "it" in some recepticle and put some on some cards (no, not home made celebration ones) you have to do it for three day's on the trot (sorry about the pun) and as I usualy move last nights meal just after my cup of tea I am also cooking breakfasts, so I'm not nipping out with an old pan to catch it as, apparently it's no good if it drops off in the pool!!! ;)
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bigchicken

  • Joined Nov 2008
    • Fife Scotland
Re: J Member
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2009, 11:04:31 pm »
Thats right I got that test thing, I also at one time worked with pedigree broilers and had to give a sample every week to test for salmonella.  When posting I got asked what was in the parcel to which I replied you don't really want to know. Its now official the bigchicken does talk a load of s---.  :farmer:
« Last Edit: August 21, 2009, 11:07:38 pm by bigchicken »
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
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Re: J Member
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2009, 11:06:25 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


I LOVE this forum! ;D
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Tullywood Farm

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Re: J Member
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2009, 11:19:33 pm »
Reminds me of when the postman arrived with a package, and Tara was about 7
at the time, she went running down the drive all excited, as she knew what was
in the boxes. :o
The postman said hello Tara is this a present for you - No she said "its daddys semen for the pigs" :o ::)

So now I have no idea what they are talking about in the village, but some of them spotty pigs
do look a bit like Joe  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And Tara did very well in her Sexual Education for the first year - but the Teacher was a bit
embarrased when she kept comparing everything to her farm animals  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Julie
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
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Re: J Member
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2009, 11:36:08 pm »
 ;D ;D  A well educated child I think!  My ten year old grand-daughter stayed with me this week.  Allez had flopped over onto his back and she bent over him and pointed - what is that, she said with absolute horror in her voice.  I told her it was his willie. "But it can't be, it's glued to his body.  How can it work properly"   Just HOW do you answer that one? ::)
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