Urgh lard!
My other dog (also a lurcher) was a sod for stealing when she was younger. when she was a pup I remember coming downstairs one day and finding her with what looked like blood all over her front legs, chest and face. I thought she had injured herself or been attacked and was halfway to the phone for the vet - when I noticed the chewed up ketchup bottle on the decking.....
I have just made a pound shop fleece pet blanket into a jumper for Mavis after her shivering during the night. Rubbish pic but you get the idea

Today she has learned to do sit, give a paw, and is just getting the hang of lie down. Very clever girl, our old greyhound took months just to learn his name and the meaning of the word 'no' lol.