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Author Topic: Do single men get someone in to find socks and keys for them?  (Read 5918 times)

Farmer

  • Joined May 2009
  • Sidway, Staffordshire
    • Farmeats.com
Re: Do single men get someone in to find socks and keys for them?
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2009, 11:02:32 am »
Well I'm Gob Smacked...all our efforts to give you women something to do and a sense of authority to do it by and all we get in return is abuse...if we were as tidy as you are what would you do for entertainment...if we quietly found the things YOU had moved how unwanted would you feel...every day we have the sole responsibility of thinking up new ways to annoy you, just to give you something to complain about...and every night we are subjected to sexual demands and lustful entreaties (or is that just wishful thinking)...GIRLS, Girls, Girls; don't be ungrateful...its not easy being perfect and us men have a tough enough time being modest...please don't ask us to be understanding, helpful and sympathetic as well!

Now, stop being silly and run along....

Farmer (Tongue VERY firmly in cheek)
 :farmer:

JulieS

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Devon - EX39 5RF
    • Ford Mill Farm
Re: Do single men get someone in to find socks and keys for them?
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2009, 11:21:40 am »
Excellent Farmer  ;D
Pedigree GOS Pigs and Butchery for Smallholders.

Tullywood Farm

  • Guest
Re: Do single men get someone in to find socks and keys for them?
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2009, 03:50:46 pm »
I was born perfect and have improved every day since!. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Perfect Joe. :)

P.S How are the Cleaning Fairy's Today?. ;)

 

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