Well I'm Gob Smacked...all our efforts to give you women something to do and a sense of authority to do it by and all we get in return is abuse...if we were as tidy as you are what would you do for entertainment...if we quietly found the things YOU had moved how unwanted would you feel...every day we have the sole responsibility of thinking up new ways to annoy you, just to give you something to complain about...and every night we are subjected to sexual demands and lustful entreaties (or is that just wishful thinking)...GIRLS, Girls, Girls; don't be ungrateful...its not easy being perfect and us men have a tough enough time being modest...please don't ask us to be understanding, helpful and sympathetic as well!
Now, stop being silly and run along....
Farmer (Tongue
VERY firmly in cheek)