[Tullywood Farm]

> EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
> 
> After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
> is everything going?" inquired God.
> 
> "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
> are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
> have just one problem. 
> 
> It 's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other
> two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
> branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain." 
> 
> And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
> in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
> two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". 
> 
> "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was My first shot at this,
> you know.
> I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
> of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
> 
> And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
> bushes.   
> 
> Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
> 
> " Well, Eve, how is My favorite creation?"
> 
> "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
> animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
> the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." 
> 
> God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
> could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
> create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that
> useless Tit?" 
> 
> Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib? 

Sorry Guys - the ones on this site are an exception to the joke - but I have met some useless T*Ts in my time  lol 
 
Julie

[Rosemary]