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Tullywood Farm

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Playing Golf
« on: July 13, 2009, 04:34:45 pm »
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast.
That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf.
My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball,
I can't see where it went." 
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea.
As they sit down, she says,
"Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur.
"Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help." 
"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife,
"but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replies the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight." "
So where did it go?" asks Arthur.
His brother-in-law replied:

"I don't remember." ;D ;D


Moral of the story - we need to work in teams when we get older -
that way at least all players may have one thing left to contribute to the problem!!  lol ;D
Julie

Tullywood Farm

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Re: Playing Golf
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 07:30:23 pm »
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I know I said that I didn't have time to post jokes -

but my good friend and fellow artist Sue Hill, lost her battle with Cancer and died in her sleep last night.  Posting these jokes is my way of dealing with it.  Rest in Peace Sue, your pain is over now.  Julie x x x

Rosemary

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Re: Playing Golf
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 08:34:44 pm »
Sorry to hear of your loss.

Funny joke, though.

doganjo

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Re: Playing Golf
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2009, 12:06:38 am »
To Sausagesandcash

I know I said that I didn't have time to post jokes -

but my good friend and fellow artist Sue Hill, lost her battle with Cancer and died in her sleep last night.  Posting these jokes is my way of dealing with it.  Rest in Peace Sue, your pain is over now.  Julie x x x

Keep posting the jokes, Julie, Sue will be laughing too!
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

 

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