I recently offered a half pig box for my son's school - raising money for an astroturf. It would have had to have been frozen meat, as I am taking all the growers to slaughter next week and week after and the gala auction 'do' is in June.
My offer was declined but I was asked if I could possibly parade a specimen around the ballroom area, to entice bids bids for next year for fresh meat.
So wrong. On so many different levels.