I am so pissed off with this rain , words can't express , well they can , but even i am running out of swear words .
I am nearly permanently wet , up to my arse in shite and mud and if summer came in ten minutes time i would still be cheesed off .
But today i was feeding the dogs at 4.30pm and it was still daylight ! A week ago it was nigh on pitch black at that time .
Just those few extra minutes of daylight make so much difference . It won't stop me moaning about the rain , but at least i won't be tempted to sit in the bath with the toaster etc as Doug said . Mind you , i haven't got a bath . Still , standing in the f ecking yard , knee deep in liquid crap would have the same result .
The other day i got so wet i had to empty my wellies 3 times on the walk home from the land .
Another day i lost my rag whilst pulling tiny , stupid , poxy , arseholing handfulls of haylage , when the obvious happened , one handful came out easy , i slipped and went arse over tit straight into a puddle of liquid mud .
In my wellies , down my neck , up my arse , in my ears , it went everywhere . Woops oh dear , i went f ecking mental ! Not a good day .
Coat , jeans , wellies knickers , the lot , washed in the river and back on .
God , what a ghastly pic that would have been .
I am sure the horses were smirking when i came back up from the river , bastards .
Yes it has to stop raining soon , but it is STILL RAINING NOW !!!
Just going for a walk with the toaster , the Smiths are on the radio , bom bom , bom bom bom bom . Bzzzzzzzzzzzz .
Bugger , even that didn't work , the leccy went off !