Loved the story and laughed out loud. Sorry 'bout that!
Mainly because we've been there, done that, got the badges and know the stress and true horror of chasing big pigs around large expanses late at night! Should have had it videoed for us all on here - you'd have made a fortune running it on a Pay to View channel!
Hope tomorrow is a bit less stressful, anyway, and that the people selling have learned some lessons about preparing the pigs for you, and putting them somewhere convenient for your collection.