What sort of deer are they near you, Plums? The Scottish red deer are huge. I did hit one once - just clipped it and knocked it over but damaged my front wing (just bought the car as well). My then OH was just upset that I hadn't brought the stag home to go in the freezer.

It just got up and wandered off.
I also heard of someone who had a van load of eggs and was driving to his shop when a stag landed on the roof of the van. Scrambled egg for tea for the whole village.

Think it might have been scrambled van as well.