Author Topic: Owie!  (Read 5933 times)

Moleskins

  • Joined Sep 2009
  • England
Re: Owie!
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2012, 11:32:57 pm »
Don't think of this  :roflanim: as rolling on the floor laughing more like
rolling on the floor in agony  :roflanim:  Or jumping up and down 'cause it hurts  :yippee:
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.

tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
  • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: Owie!
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2012, 07:42:22 am »
Didn't Perry Commo have a huge hit with a song about that situation in the late fifties?
 
A tick on the D..k
will make you feel sick
for hours and hours
magic moments etc. :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2012, 09:23:01 am by tizaala »

feldar

  • Joined Apr 2011
  • lymington hampshire
Re: Owie!
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2012, 09:12:58 am »
 :roflanim:  To be fair he is a agri contractor so when he's on the tractor all day and caught short .... well you have to go where you can!!  and of course chooses a thick bush to go in ( i might rephrase that )  :o   anyway, so i can see how he might get one there, that's what he tells me!!

Fowgill Farm

  • Joined Feb 2009
Re: Owie!
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2012, 10:03:29 am »
Ugh hope pain has subsided RHT, i was about passing out from your description!
Can't do gory stuff, makes me wanna heave, will give your OH a slap next time i see him for you for being so unsympathetic.
Hope you can still get your wellies on.
Mandy  :pig:
 
 

NormandyMary

  • Joined Apr 2011
Re: Owie!
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2012, 11:13:53 am »
If any of you ladies out there want a right old laugh (I dont think our male members (oops) :roflanim: would find it funny)go onto the Amazon UK site. Type in "Veet for men" and look at the customer reviews. Never before have I laughed so much. I was sobbing and unable to catch my breath its so funny. Its not for the easily embarrassed or the faint hearted!
Sorry to hear about your mishap RHT. Toe pain is terrible. I get the odd ingrown nail and its nasty. Hope you are back on 2 normal feet very soon. :bouquet:

luckylady

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Yorkshire
Re: Owie!
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2012, 11:56:47 am »
If any of you ladies out there want a right old laugh (I dont think our male members (oops) :roflanim: would find it funny)go onto the Amazon UK site. Type in "Veet for men" and look at the customer reviews. Never before have I laughed so much. I was sobbing and unable to catch my breath its so funny. Its not for the easily embarrassed or the faint hearted.
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Doing that swan thing - cool and calm on the surface but paddling like crazy beneath.

Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
  • Telford
Re: Owie!
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2012, 01:00:44 pm »
If any of you ladies out there want a right old laugh (I dont think our male members (oops) :roflanim: would find it funny)go onto the Amazon UK site. Type in "Veet for men" and look at the customer reviews. Never before have I laughed so much. I was sobbing and unable to catch my breath its so funny. Its not for the easily embarrassed or the faint hearted!
Sorry to hear about your mishap RHT. Toe pain is terrible. I get the odd ingrown nail and its nasty. Hope you are back on 2 normal feet very soon. :bouquet:

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I am crying with laughter here and nearly wet myself.  That is so funny.  Makes you glad you're not a bloke.

feldar

  • Joined Apr 2011
  • lymington hampshire
Re: Owie!
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2012, 03:45:19 pm »
OMG Men are just sooo funny :roflanim:  i believe they think being hairless makes it look bigger.In your dreams boys
RHT how's the toe?

RaisinHall Tamworths

  • Joined May 2011
  • North Yorkshire
Re: Owie!
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2012, 06:40:48 pm »
Tootsie fine today  :thumbsup:. Bit bruised but can cope with that. Us women are made of tougher stuff than men  :eyelashes:. Love the veet revies. PMSL  :roflanim:

NormandyMary

  • Joined Apr 2011
Re: Owie!
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2012, 06:43:14 pm »
SOOOOOO glad that I could bring a little joy into your lives ladies!!!!!! :excited: :excited: :excited:

 

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