Author Topic: Dog poem  (Read 9904 times)

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Dog poem
« on: September 14, 2012, 04:59:30 pm »
My brother-in-law has printed and framed this poem for me as a caravan warming gift. I dare say a lot of you have read it before but I thought it was so lovely.
 
  When God had made the earth and sky
  The flowers and the trees
  He then made the animals and all the birds and bees
  And when His work was finished
  Not one was just the same
  He said "I'll walk this earth of mine
  And give each one a name"
  And so He travelled land and sea
  And everywhere He went
  A little creature followed Him
  Until it's strength was spent.
  When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea
  The little creature said "Dear Lord,
  There's not one left for me!"
  The Father smiled and gently said
  I've left you 'til the end
  And turned my own name back to front
  Your name is Dog, my friend"

Mammyshaz

  • Joined Feb 2012
  • Durham
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 06:15:14 pm »
 :love: too nice, gave me goosebumps  :D

doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 07:42:03 pm »
oooh shiver, me too.  Lovely poem.  Lovely thought  :love:
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

Beewyched

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • South Wales
    • tunkeyherd.co.uk
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 07:47:31 pm »
Just brings  :'(  - what a lovely verse.
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luckylady

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Yorkshire
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 08:20:00 pm »
Such a lovely poem.  Thankyou for sharing it with us.  :hug:
Doing that swan thing - cool and calm on the surface but paddling like crazy beneath.

Moleskins

  • Joined Sep 2009
  • England
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2012, 09:58:51 am »



THE DOGGIES MEETING
Anonymous

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motor cycle,
And some by motor car
Each doggie passed the doorway,
Each doggie signed the book
Each one unshipped his asshole
And hung it on a hook.

One dog was not invited
It sorely raised his ire
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly shouted, "Fire!"
It threw them in confusion
And without a second look
Each grabbed anothers asshole
From off another hook

And that's the reason why sir,
When walking down the street
And that's the reason why sir,
When doggies chance to meet
And that's the reason why sir,
On land, abroard or home
They'll sniff each other's backside...
To see if it's their own.
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.

Goldcraig

  • Joined Jan 2012
  • North Ayrshire
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2012, 01:35:20 pm »
 :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:

THE DOGGIES MEETING
Anonymous

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motor cycle,
And some by motor car
Each doggie passed the doorway,
Each doggie signed the book
Each one unshipped his asshole
And hung it on a hook.

One dog was not invited
It sorely raised his ire
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly shouted, "Fire!"
It threw them in confusion
And without a second look
Each grabbed anothers asshole
From off another hook

And that's the reason why sir,
When walking down the street
And that's the reason why sir,
When doggies chance to meet
And that's the reason why sir,
On land, abroard or home
They'll sniff each other's backside...
To see if it's their own.
Trust me.....I'm a Chef !!

Mammyshaz

  • Joined Feb 2012
  • Durham
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 01:39:24 pm »
  :roflanim:

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2012, 03:12:46 pm »
 :roflanim: :roflanim:  But I thought mine was more lovely :)

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2012, 04:00:35 pm »
Your's was more lovely, Sylvia, but the second one was more funny. ;D

Old Shep

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • North Yorkshire
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2012, 04:05:02 pm »
Sylvia your poem was lovely.  I just happened on this one today, and I apologise in advance, but just had to share   :'(

Do I go home today?




My family brought me home cradled in their arms.
They cuddled me and smiled at me and said I was full of charm.
They played with me and laughed with me and showered me with toys.
I sure do love my family, especially the girls and boys.

The children loved to feed me, they gave me special treats.
They even let me sleep with them - all snuggled in the sheets.
I used to go for walks, often several times a day.
They even fought to hold the leash, I'm very proud to say.

These are the things I'll not forget - a cherished memory,
because I now live in the shelter - without my family.

They used to laugh and praise me when I played with that old shoe.
But I didn't know the difference between the old ones and the new.
The kids and I would grab a rag, for hours we would tug.
So I thought I did the right thing when I chewed the bedroom rug.

They said that I was out of control, and would have to live outside.
This I did not understand, although I tried and tried.
The walks stopped, one by one; they said they hadn't time.
I wish that I could change things, I wish I knew my crime.

My life became so lonely, in the back yard, on a chain.
I barked and barked, all day long, just to keep from going insane.


So they brought me to the shelter, but were embarrassed to say why.
They said I caused an allergy, then they each kissed me goodbye.
If I'd only had some classes, when I was just a little pup,
then I would have been a better dog when I was all grown up.

"You only have one day left." I heard the worker say.
Does that mean I have a second chance?

DO I GO HOME TODAY?



by Sandi Thompson
« Last Edit: September 21, 2012, 04:06:42 pm by Shep »
Helen - (used to be just Shep).  Gordon Setters, Border Collies and chief lambing assistant to BigBennyShep.

luckylady

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Yorkshire
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2012, 04:25:06 pm »
Shep, that actually made me cry.  :'(
Doing that swan thing - cool and calm on the surface but paddling like crazy beneath.

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2012, 05:36:14 pm »
Lump in throat.

So true.
Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

Mammyshaz

  • Joined Feb 2012
  • Durham
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2012, 05:39:14 pm »
Very sad, happens far too often  :'(

Lesley Silvester

  • Joined Sep 2011
  • Telford
Re: Dog poem
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2012, 08:27:05 pm »
That last one was so sad I had to re-read the funny one to cheer myself up.  Loved the first one too.

 

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