[omnipeasant]

Send the JR out first thing. She comes back every time after a few minutes and jumps back into bed with OH.

JR comes back dry and warm It is fine.

JR comes back dry and panting. It is going to be a scorcher.

JR comes back wet. It is raining

JR comes back wet and cold so snuggles down the covers. It is cold and wet.

JR comes back with snow on its back. You guessed, it is snowing.

JR comes back with bits of twig attached. It is blowing a gale.

JR doesn't come back!!! Earthquake?
 

[YorkshireLass]

   I like it, it's a step up from the weather predicting rock


If the rock is wet, it's raining.

• If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.

• If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.

• If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.

• If the rock is not visible, it is foggy.

• If the rock is white, it is snowing.

• If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.

• If the ice is thick, it's a heavy frost.

• If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.

• If the rock is under water, there is a flood.

• If the rock is warm, it is sunny.

• If the rock is missing, there was a tornado.

• If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.

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[doganjo]

and if the rock rolls there's music playing? 

[bangbang]

What happens if the JR runs off with the rock? 

[tobytoby]

Who shot JR - if it comes back with blood on it?

[omnipeasant]

I am liking this

Keep 'em coming


JR comes back with a mouthful of locusts. The end of the world is nigh

[Laurasfarm]

JR refuses to go out - cat in a JR coat

[SallyintNorth]

Love it.     That dog is better than all the forecasters we get!   

[Lesley Silvester]

And you don't have to get out of bed to find out.  Assuming, that is, the JR can let himself in and out.   

[Moleskins]

Jack Russel tastes salty, the sea is rough.

[YorkshireLass]

Jack Russel tastes salty, the sea is rough.

 

[bangbang]

JR buried the Rock in the garden, and said, 'bet he didn't see that coming'!

[Moleskins]

Jack Russel is running but making no progress


Black Ice !

[bangbang]

JR seen leaving the Baked Bean Factory.

High winds forcast..!

[tizaala]

JR comes back with a mouth full of feathers--roofs blown off the chicken shed again