I read somewhere on here that when eating an older bird you put it into a pot with some vegetables and an old shoe, simmer it all for about 4 hours, season to taste then take out the bird and eat the shoe. 
Really? A shoe?
I meant dispatch to eat, we wouldn't leave a hen out for the fox, was just feeling squeemish about dispatching.
But will pull our socks up and do it ourselves.
I think if you eat meat you should be prepared to raise and kill it yourself too (in theory

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