Sorry guys, this is all getting a bit too silly, and I'm now struggling to keep up with who's still here and who has left the building.
I can understand if folks have been upset by something posted, but why 'leave'? Just stop posting for a while and go do other things for a bit. That way, if you feel like coming back later, you don't have any explaining to do!!
This is the internet! Any advice or comments you receive from me via this forum are worth exactly what you paid for them. I also expect people to disagree with things I post - some will do it in a nice way, and some not so nicely, just like in the real world.
I'm off to talk to my ducks now. I've got them in all shapes and sizes, and they always get along brilliantly with one another, no matter how muddy the waters get

. Oh, and they laugh out loud at my jokes too, which is always a bonus

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