Stitches out

manky half slab plaster came off today with complaints of
'You've been walking on this '.
'Yes nurse , thats because the missus can't carry me to the car.'
consultant summond to plaster room, all ok , stitches out, weight bearing plaster ,' NOT A WALKING plaster.'
'Can I see my x-rays please'
'I don't see why not ' Says he , and then he showed me how he rebuilt my ankle, with the before and after shots, 5 inch metal strap and 6 screws, with another going through the head of the fibula holding it together where it sheared off. That all stays in now so I can play with the metal detectors at airports.
So now I'm sporting a nice royal blue plaster with a canvas boot (made in china for gods sake).
back again in 4 weeks for a walking foot.