Ha ha Sally, think I have had a pair in my bad before but its more often dog biscuits. I put things in my bag so I can put them in the place they should be but that does not always happen.....The day of the pants and phone I dreaded being searched when I went food shopping, I would have been so embarrassed.
Last year I went into a house ware shop to buy some pretend flowers, I picked some up and was shocked that they were not the £1.99 that I thought the label said, I did not have my glasses at that time, well the women took me to the spot and I had got it wrong so I said its my lack of glasses and made a little joke then turned round and walked into the window as I thought it was the way out...I bet the staff laughed about that all day, I did!!