Okay, since we're baring all...
The table was called Ugas, which was the name of the male lion in the film Born Free, because the table was made of oak from Longleat.
My Rayburn was called Bessie for no real reason, but she sure was a great cook. (Should'a called her Beatty, after Mrs Beaton, I guess!)
Cars often get named in relation to their reg plates - JAM was Artie (Jammie Dodger -> Artful Dodger -> Artie), FFC was Charlie Vulpecula (Fox Fox Charlie, black as the night and a star of a car - Vulpecula is the proper name of a constellation in the Southern Hemisphere colloquially known as The Fox); I've had 3 little Peugeots, the first named Pica, in recognition of her size, the second was Pico as it was a boy, and the current is Peeka, as it is parked in an open-fronted shed where it plays Peek-a-Boo with you...
The tractor I did name was Maisie the Mighty Massey.
As others have said, stock are mainly named to make it easier to refer to them and often relates to their origin and/or breeding - Daisy had a Bazadaise calf when she came (he was called Barry, of course - he wasn't Liverpudlian nor a footballer, so Bazza seemed inappropriate somehow..), Ridley the bull came from a farm of that name, Nellie is from The Knells. Or maybe their behaviour - Bomber is a very protective mum, and has 811 which looks like B11 tatooed on her rump; Scorpion used to run around with his tail curled up over his back; Gaby the pig was extremely voluble, and so on.
Of my first 10 choox, 5 died within not many months (and these were bought in three different tranches), so I named the next one Arfer as it seemed she had 'alf a chance o' living.
But in all my years, I have never named nor wanted to name a tow hitch.
