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mojocafa · « **Reply #1800 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:30:23 pm »

What did I get wrong now?

Lesley Silvester · « **Reply #1801 on:** March 01, 2013, 10:55:17 pm »

I'd already done situations, mojo. We were on suspicions.

SUSPENSION

Stupid Uncle Simon posted envelope, not sending invitation, only notepaper.

mojocafa · « **Reply #1802 on:** March 02, 2013, 06:44:36 am »

Apologies, must have been having a senior moment,

Notepaper

Now on time, Esther preparing a phenomenal Easter razzmatazz

tizaala · « **Reply #1803 on:** March 02, 2013, 07:48:40 am »

Rellishing a Zairean zabaglione , my aunty toasted a Zarathustrian's zarzuela

Lesley Silvester · « **Reply #1804 on:** March 04, 2013, 10:16:45 pm »

zarzuela

Zebras are really zebra-ish, unless everyone likes aardvarks.

tizaala · « **Reply #1805 on:** March 05, 2013, 07:13:52 am »

Arthur Anderson reads Dostoevsky, Victor Anderson kills seals .

Alistair · « **Reply #1806 on:** March 05, 2013, 08:23:23 am »

Sausage, egg and llama stroganof

Lesley Silvester · « **Reply #1807 on:** March 05, 2013, 09:12:31 pm »

STROGANOF

Silly Terry raids old gardens and nests, old fool.

tizaala · « **Reply #1808 on:** March 06, 2013, 07:43:29 am »

Fancied Olga on lounger

Lesley Silvester · « **Reply #1809 on:** March 06, 2013, 02:19:46 pm »

LOUNGER

Local oaf urgently needs ground elder removed.

mojocafa · « **Reply #1810 on:** March 07, 2013, 06:41:46 am »

Removed

Recently Esther made organic Violet eating delicacies

tizaala · « **Reply #1811 on:** March 07, 2013, 08:08:08 am »

Donald expected liver in canteens and cafes, Iris expected sardines.

Alistair · « **Reply #1812 on:** March 07, 2013, 10:12:42 am »

Some arse removed Derek's intestines, nevermind Eric said

Lesley Silvester · « **Reply #1813 on:** March 07, 2013, 10:05:18 pm »

SAID

Sad Ada is dehydrated.

tizaala · « **Reply #1814 on:** March 08, 2013, 07:30:20 am »

Doug eats his yellow dandylions rationed at two every Demanche

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