I LOVE the gingerbread angryman!
Listen, you think you're *rap at decorating cakes, I just sent this note to my best friend re: her daughter's forthcoming nuptials:
"If you need an obedient (though not very skilled) pair of hands available on the day, or the day before, shout. Or anything else I can do to help. I am bad at anything involving memory, I am clumsy, I have no finesse when it comes to presenting food and I cannot arrange flowers to save my life, so I sincerely hope this isn’t the best offer you get...

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