[tizaala]

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British
> TV and radio .............
>
>
>
> 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely
> horse. I once rode her mother.'
>
>
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
> Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
>
>
> 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
> Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
>
>
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't
> that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
> the Oxford crew.'
>
>
> 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
> playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
> balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
>
>
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
> Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
>
>
>
> 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's
> that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to
> leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
> hard!
>
>
> 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better
> today after a 69 yesterday.'
>
>
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
> 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
> this. '
>
>
> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
> 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
>
>
> 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They
> seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
> his shorts.'
>
>
> 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes
> to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

[suziequeue]

I think they do it on purpose - have a good snigger off air 

It's just too amusing to be coincidence

[princesspiggy]

made me chuckle, are they for real ? 

[Micki]

I've just had a good laugh at them 

[Rosemary]

Very, very funny. There's a cricketing one something along the lines of "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey".

[Fleecewife]

Very, very funny. There's a cricketing one something along the lines of "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey".

Apparently the commentator who came up with that one had been waiting for ages for the right opportunity to say it, then couldn't stop laughing when he did. It's one of OH's favourites - little boys eh 

[tizaala]

I was going to post the "Jonners" one but apparently it's an urban myth. This is the quote from the BBC's own webpage:

"There is some question as to whether one of cricket's classic howlers was ever spoken on air, and who said it. Cricket commentators Don Mosey and Brian Johnston were in the commentating box for the BBC World Service in a test match between West Indies and England at the Oval. Batsman Peter Willey was at the stumps, bowler Michael Holding was at the crease, but did either Mosey or Johnston really say on air: We welcome World Service listeners to the Oval, where the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. Let's look at the evidence; neither of them has openly taken the credit for saying it, no recording of the comment has ever been heard, only talked about" Shame.....it's a classic!

did however find this one of Jonners

http://youtu.be/967DpAEKcmQ

[Hilarysmum]

I remember when we lived in Dorset, local radio news report of an elderly woman having been taken to hospital after being knocked down by a pig who was routing for acorns during the pannage.


 "People are advised not to stand on the pigs' nuts."

[Sandy]

  I have said a few things like that in my time, those who know me may well not be shocked...they just jump out when least expecting......Love them..more!!!