here are some abrieviations you may come accross when you txt a pensioner.
ATD -At the doctors
BFF -Best friend fell
BTW -Bring the wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where i was
GGPBL - Gotta go pacemaker battery low
GHA - Got heartburn again
ROFLACGU- rolling on floor laughing and cant get up
TTYL - talk to you louder