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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
texting pensioners
« on: May 28, 2011, 09:05:36 am »
here are some abrieviations you may come accross when you txt a pensioner.

ATD -At the doctors
BFF -Best friend fell
BTW -Bring the wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where i was
GGPBL - Gotta go pacemaker battery low
GHA - Got heartburn again
ROFLACGU- rolling on floor laughing and cant get up
TTYL - talk to you louder

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Sandy

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Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 09:56:24 am »
Or in my case KNF    ::)

ment to be LMG =lost my glasses  ;D
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SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
    • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 10:23:15 am »
Quote from: Sandy on May 28, 2011, 09:56:24 am
Or in my case KNF    ::)

ment to be LMG =lost my glasses  ;D

PML   ;D

How would I do 'Fingers too stiff to text today?'  ::)
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Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

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Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 10:32:08 am »
 ;D ;D ;D
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 11:00:44 am »
Quote from: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 10:23:15 am
Quote from: Sandy on May 28, 2011, 09:56:24 am
Or in my case KNF    ::)

ment to be LMG =lost my glasses  ;D

PML   ;D

How would I do 'Fingers too stiff to text today?'  ::)
FTSTTT
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Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
    • South Lanarkshire
    • ScotHebs
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 11:09:08 am »
YABA
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darkbrowneggs

  • Joined Aug 2010
    • The World is My Lobster
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 11:12:14 am »
 ;D  ;D  ;D
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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
    • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2011, 12:21:27 pm »
Forgot to add CSAWM

(coughed, sneezed and wet myself)
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Daisys Mum

  • Joined May 2009
    • Scottish Borders
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 01:03:04 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
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little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
    • Derbyshire
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2011, 01:28:55 pm »
;D  love these ... but daren't tell my parents; my mum never, ever reveals her age (like a true lady!!)
having said that, her first ever text to me was "hellohowdoyoudospaces"  :D
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Little Blue

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
    • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2011, 02:06:15 pm »
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Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
    • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2011, 02:11:40 pm »
Quote from: little blue on May 28, 2011, 01:28:55 pm
her first ever text to me was "hellohowdoyoudospaces"  :D
;D ;D

My mum phoned me up on her mobile to ask me how to do letters that weren't a d g j m p t or w.  She then rang off and about 40 minutes later I got a short text.  She said later that by the time she had written out what she wanted to say, crossed out all the letters she would miss out for the text, painstakingly typed all that into the phone, she would rather phone me up or write me a letter.

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Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2011, 02:17:49 pm »
Someone said to me today "You must be about my age,seventy five or so" I am sixty one and it was only my ingrained good manners that stopped her landing on her back with a swollen jaw ;D
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SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
    • Cornwall
  • Rarely short of an opinion but I mean well
    • Trelay Cohousing Community
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2011, 02:19:23 pm »
Definitely a suitable case for a favourite insult of an ex-boyfriend of mine.

"You talking to me or chewing a brick?  Either way, you're gonna lose your teeth."
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Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Live in a cohousing community with small farm for our own use.  Dairy cows (rearing their own calves for beef), pigs, sheep for meat and fleece, ducks and hens for eggs, veg and fruit growing

Fleecewife

  • Joined May 2010
    • South Lanarkshire
    • ScotHebs
Re: texting pensioners
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2011, 03:00:21 pm »
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"Let's not talk about what we can do, but do what we can"

There is NO planet B - what are YOU doing to save our home?

Do something today that your future self will thank you for - plant a tree

 Love your soil - it's the lifeblood of your land.
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