getting up at 7am is a lie-in
you've got the RPA's number on speed dail in your phone
when someone says they live on an estate you think of fields and woods rather than a housing development
you tut at people in tesco buying danish bacon and french bread
you don't sit down to a single hot meal in august
you fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v
your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer
you get more letters from DEFRA than you do from friends and family
you only take the kids to the seaside when it rains
your hair turns grey at 31
you can't drive along a road anywhere in britain without studying everyone else's crop's and livestock
your 4x4 acctually goes off road
you get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"
You get frustrated by people calling hay "straw"
your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms
your hands look like they are made with the same material as your boots
your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september
the faint (but agreeable) smell of pooh never leaves you
your most valued possession is your pen knife
track and field has nothing to do with athletics
a lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal
you confidently walk around the supermarket in wellies
your lawn includes hundreds of livestock hoof prints
you open a bale and discover an old mobile phone
