Author Topic: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag  (Read 7068 times)

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« on: April 20, 2011, 03:47:51 pm »
The government today announced that it's changing the Union Jack to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

robert waddell

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Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 03:55:40 pm »
very good :) :wave:

poppajohn

  • Joined Apr 2011
  • Fenland
  • Grass cutting, what old fellers do!
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 04:27:14 pm »
Now that I like!

Hilarysmum

  • Joined Oct 2007
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2011, 06:57:12 am »
 ;D  I am definitely going to have to translate that one to French  :D :D :D

JulieS

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Devon - EX39 5RF
    • Ford Mill Farm
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2011, 10:39:15 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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CameronS

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • North East Fife
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2011, 01:15:09 pm »
 ;D ;D

sabrina

  • Joined Nov 2008
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2011, 01:58:02 pm »
Very Good   ;D

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2011, 08:25:05 pm »
I'll pass that one on ;D ;D

Beewyched

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • South Wales
    • tunkeyherd.co.uk
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2011, 08:41:39 pm »
Good one  ;D ;D ;D
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Daveravey

  • Joined Jul 2009
  • Fife
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 01:36:48 pm »
 :D :D :D

Sandy

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Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2011, 02:08:13 pm »
I am very impressed if you made that one up yourself, so true as well  ;D

princesspiggy

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Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2011, 04:18:13 pm »
 ;D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;D ;D :wave:

jaykay

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Cumbria/N Yorks border
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2011, 06:49:01 pm »
OMG  :D :D :D :D :D

mab

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • carmarthenshire
Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2011, 10:43:03 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

Brucklay

  • Joined Apr 2010
  • Perthshire
    • Brucklay Pygmy Goats
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Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 08:56:16 am »
will try ans remember this for when OH gets home  ;D ;D ;D
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