[sheila]

Yesterday  I  had an appointment to see the urologist  for a Prostate exam. 
Of course I was a  bit on edge because all my friends have either  gone under the knife or had those pellets  implanted..
The  waiting room was filled with  patients.   
As I approached  the receptionist's desk,
I noticed that the  receptionist was a large unfriendly woman 
who looked like a Sumo  wrestler.   
I gave  her my name.
 
 

In  a very loud voice, the receptionist  said, "YES,  I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;   
YOU  WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,  RIGHT?"
   
All the  patients in the waiting room snapped their heads  around to look at me, 
a  now very embarrassed man.   

 

But  as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally  loud voice replied,
  'NO,  I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE  OPERATION,     
 BUT  I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID  YOURS."

The room  erupted in applause!

DON'T  MESS WITH OLD RETIRED  GUYS!!!

[Sandy]

  joking apart, i have heard Dr receptionists do excatly that, not with me but I would love to have a reply ready just if, mind you, the ones up here are behind a screen and do seem very nice!!

[Rosemary]

 

[faith0504]

 

[Eastling]

GREAT 

[JulieS]

very good 

[yankieGirl]

Especially retired guys named sheila!!

Good one, I read it to my hubby.  LOL