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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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> Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> They may be on to something!
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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